If Tumblr was a school
Math class: If A new photo set of Tom Hiddleston is released and gets reblogged 10 times a minute, how long will it take to reach 20,000 notes?
English class : How to properly kill off a main character.
Art class: Today we will learn how to make high quality gifs.
History class: Biography of your favorite celebrity is due tomorrow, please attach multiple pictures.
Science class: Today's test is open answer over what causes your feels.
Debate class : Who is sexier, Robert Downey Jr. or Chris Evans?
Computer class: Today's lesson is how to properly type asdfghjl and ways to use it.
Band class : okay everyone this is how you download free music
Clubs : Fandoms
All throughout All Time Low’s set, a person with a green laser pointer in the back of the amphitheater kept shining it on the stage around Alex and Jack. As they were getting ready to play Heroes, the person shined Alex right in the face.
Some Nights Tumblr Version.
Based off this post.
Lyrics:
Some nights, I stay up staring at my laptop
Some nights, I don’t sleep at all
Some nights, I ‘m glad that my dash is never ending
Some nights, I wish I could log off
But I still stay up, I still read your posts
Oh Lord, I’m still not sure why I’m awake at four
What do I scroll for? What do I scroll for?
Most nights, I don’t know anymore…
Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa oh oh
Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa oh oh
This is it, these are ship wars
What are we fighting for?
Why don’t we read fanfic already?
I was never one to sleep at night - save that for those who have a life
Post twice as much and get half as many likes, but here feels come again
To stay for a while
But that’s alright; I blog from in my bed tonight
I blog because I’m wonderin’ just who I, who I, who I am
Oh, who am I? mmm… I have no life
Well, some nights, I wish that my dash would end
‘Cause I could use some friends for a change
And some nights, I’m scared I’ll hit post limit again
Some nights, I always hit, I always hit…
But I still stay up, I still read your posts
Oh Lord, I’m still not sure why I’m awake at four
What do I scroll for? What do I scroll for?
Most nights, I don’t know…
So this is it? I sold my soul for this?
Left my social life for this? Or do I have no friends because of this?
(/awkward pause where I didn’t know what to write/)
So log on.
Log on.
Log on,
OH LOG ON!
Well, that is it guys, that is all, scroll twelve pages down and I’m bored again
Ten years of this, and only bloggers understand
I’m not sticking ‘round with my folks downstairs; Sorry to leave, mom, I had ship pairs
I’m going to be forever alone, all dried up from my laptop brightness
My heart is breaking for my OTP and the con that they call “love”
‘Cuz when they look into each other’s eyes…
Man, you wouldn’t believe the most amazing things that can come from…
Some terrible writers…ahhh…Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh oh
Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh oh
The other night, you wouldn’t believe the fic I just read about my OTP
I wish it would update already
I wish you’d tag all of your stuff, man.
Why won’t you tag all of your stuff, man? oh…
I’m never logging off
Why would I ever log off Tumblr… oh …
Oh, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh.
THIS IS THE TUMBLR ANTHEM
IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS YOU MIGHT AS WELL LOG OFF AND OR SHUT DOWN YOUR BLOG BECAUSE ALL OF TUMBLR HAS REJECTED YOU.
FUCKING FAN FUCKING TASTIC OH MY JESUS TITS
State your name: Jessica Charlene
State the name that your parents almost named you: Jasmine Alexis
Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? My mom
Did anything embarrassing happen this week? Yes, my skirt went up and my tights went down…
Do you miss your ex? No.
White chocolate or dark chocolate? Dark.
Do people praise you for your looks? Sometimes :)
What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? Black.
What are some of your nicknames? Jessie, Jess, Slut-monkey (the last one is not true)
How many bedrooms are in your house? 3.
How many bathrooms? 1.
Do you have a job? Working on it. Might become an elementary school art teacher in a couple of weeks :)
Do you have a car? Working on it.
Do you work out every week? Psh. Ha. No.
Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? No.
Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? No. But I hoola hooped for an entire wedding party.
What kind of bathing suit do you wear? A 60’s style flower power one with a skirt.
Do you like your eyes? Ish.
Do you think you are pretty? Average i guess.
Who was the last person you talked to in person? My mom.
How much money is in your account? After christmas illbe broke.
Are you single? Yes.
Do you want kids? One day.
Tell me what your backpack looks like: A black leather coffin with a red cross on it.
What celebrity do you think is
hotattractive? Andy Biersack, Ian Somerhalder and a ton more that i cant think of on the spot.Last movie you saw in theaters: The Hunger Games.
Are you dating the same person you dated last year? No.
Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? No.
Have you ever cheated? No.
Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? No.
What do you like to do in your spare time? Art, Read, Tumblr, Netflix. Shop.
